CPT Stooksberry, A MAN IN PAIN!

CPT Stooksberry went home for two weeks, looking forward to a relaxing break from the hell that is Iraq. He was anxious to spend two weeks frollicking in the nude... And no, I don't mean sitting naked on a bean bag eating cheetohs, I mean frollicking with his wife. But, it was not be. Instead, he was slapped in the face with a divorce on his first night home. And not only that, she left him for a woman (not really).
So ladies, here he is. Eric Stooksberry, tank officer in the US Army, soon to be visiting California. Not to mention, he's got a very thick southern accent (think Mathew Mcconaughey in "A Time To Kill"). 80's rock fan, gym addict, weapons expert, shoot-fighter, aspiring actor...a fine southern gentleman. Place your reservations now.